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22 Nov 2005
Don't argue the toss
Bri goes to the optometrist.
The Doctor tells him, "You've got to stop masturbating!"
"Oh my God, Doc, why?" asked Bri. "Am I going blind?"
"No," the Doctor explained, "but you're sure upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."
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