A man walks into the doctors.
Doc: "Hello. How can I help you?"
Man: "I've got an orange willy doc."
Doc: "What?"
Man: "My willy - it's turned orange."
Doc: "Umm... I'll have to look that up. It seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?"
Man: "Not really"
Doc: "What about stress at work?"
Man: "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack."
Doc: "That sounds very stressful."
Man: "Yeah, but my new job is great - half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated."
Doc: "Umm... what about your home life?"
Man: "Well, my girlfriend is a complete cow, she nags non-stop and puts me down every chance she gets."
Doc: "That sounds stressful."
Man: "Yeah, but I'm leaving her and I've never been happier."
Doc: "Umm... what about your social life?"
Man: "Social life? I don't really have one."
Doc: "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"
Man: "Watch porn and eat Wotsits".
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