A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 peach
1 plum
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 potato
1 museli bar
1 pie
1 box of cereal
1 frozen dinner
1 single frozen pizza
The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says "single huh?"
The girl smile sheepishly and replies, "How did you guess?"
He says, "'Cause you're ugly"
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