"To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, you're overdoing it."
-Josh Jenkins
"Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty."
- Mark Twain
"At the beginning there was the Word - at the end just the Cliche."
- Stanislaw Lec
"It's not like I haven't nailed a fat girl before. This is America and I'm a heavy drinker."
- Nick Nolte
"Why inflict pain on oneself, when so many others are ready to save us the trouble?"
- George W. Pachaud
"An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing."
- Anonymous
"Have you ever noticed... Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
- George Carlin
"In the beginning the world was without form, and void. And God said 'Let there be light'. And God separated the light from the dark. And did two loads of laundry."
-Kevin Krisciunas
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
~ Calvin Trillin
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