A Nun and a Priest are on a camel in a desert when the camel suddenly keels over dead.
The Priest looks at the Nun and says "There's another three days travel to the nearest village. Except for the grace of God, I don't think we will make it Sister.'
The young nun agrees and they get chatting to wile away their last hours.
'Y'know Sister," says the Priest, "I've never seen a pair of breasts and sure since we are heading for certain death would you mind showing me yours?"
The young Nun thought hard and eventually said "I dont' see the harm." and took off her wimple and cloak.
"Can I touch them?' asks the Priest.
"Aye, y'may."
So he fondled her breasts and kneaded them excitedly for a while.
The young Nun said in her gasps of passion "Father, do you mind... if I ask the same of you... for I have never seen a penis before?"
In no time, the Priest's zipper was opened and his penis positively bounced out of it.
Y'know Sister," says he, "If I put this in you, it has the ability to create life."
To which the young Nun replied:
"Really Father? Why don't you stick it in yonder camel, and lets get the fuck out of here?"
