1 Dec 2005

Tennessee Medical Reference

Artery -the study of paintings

Bacteria - back door to the cafeteria

Barium - what doctors do when a patient dies

Bowel - a letter like A or U

Cesareana - neighborhood in Rome

Cat Scan - searching for kitty

Cauterize - made eye contact with her

Colic - a sheep dog

Coma - a punctuation mark

D&C - where Washington is

Dilate - to live long

Enema - not a friend

Fester - quicker

Fibula - a small lie

Genital - not a Jew

G-1 series - an Army ballgame

Hangnail - coat hook

Impotent - distinguished well known

Labor - Pain getting hurt at work

Medical staff - a doctors cane

Morbid - a higher office

Nitrates - cheaper than day rates

Node - was aware of

Outpatient - a person who fainted

PAP smear - a fatherhood test

Pelvis - a cousin to Elvis

Post-oper-ative - letter carrier

Recovery Room - a place where they do upholstery

Rectum - dang near killed him

Secretion - hiding something

Seizure - a Roman emperor

Tablet - a small table

Terminal illness - getting sick at the airport

Tumor - adding two

Urine - Opposite Of "You're out"

Varicose - near by

Vein - conceited

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