In The Garden of Eden...

God said unto Adam, "Cross yonder river, climb the hill on the other side, cross over the ridge at the top and you will find a cave."

And Adam said unto God, "God, what is a cave?"

So God explained unto Adam exactly what a cave was. Then God said unto Adam, "Cross yonder river, climb the hill on the other side, cross over the ridge at the top and in the cave you will find a woman called Eve."

And Adam said unto God, "God, what is a woman called Eve?"

So God explained unto Adam exactly what a woman called Eve was. Then God said unto Adam "Cross yonder river, climb the hill on the other side, cross over the ridge at the top, and in the cave you will find a woman called Eve. Go and fornicate with her in order to reproduce."

And Adam said unto God, "God, what is fornicate and reproduce?"

So God explained very patiently unto Adam exactly what fornicate and reproduce were. Then God commanded Adam, "Cross yonder river, climb the hill on the other side, cross over the ridge at the top and in the cave you will find a woman called Eve, now go and fornicate and reproduce with her".

So off went Adam, across the river, up the hill, over the ridge and into the cave and met the woman called Eve. Five minutes later he was back.


And Adam said unto God, "God, what is a headache?"