Why does the Law Society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A tick falls off you when you die.
What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A Doberman.
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.
You're trapped in a room with a Tiger, a Rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a sleazy politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull terrier?
Lipstick.
What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand.
Why has there never been a reported case of a shark biting a lawyer?
Professional courtesy.
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