An Essex girl was involved in a serious crash. There's blood everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the floor.
The Medic asks her "What's your name love?"
"Sharon" she replies.
The Medic says "OK Sharon, I'm going to check if you're concussed."
"Ok," says she.
The Medic then asks "Ok, then how many fingers am I putting up."
Sharon screams "Oh my god - I'm paralysed from the waist down!"
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