23 Nov 2005

Unsavoury Ailment

A man walks into the doctors.

Doc: "Hello. How can I help you?"

Man: "I've got an orange willy doc."

Doc: "What?"

Man: "My willy - it's turned orange."

Doc: "Umm... I'll have to look that up. It seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?"

Man: "Not really"

Doc: "What about stress at work?"

Man: "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack."

Doc: "That sounds very stressful."

Man: "Yeah, but my new job is great - half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated."

Doc: "Umm... what about your home life?"

Man: "Well, my girlfriend is a complete cow, she nags non-stop and puts me down every chance she gets."

Doc: "That sounds stressful."

Man: "Yeah, but I'm leaving her and I've never been happier."

Doc: "Umm... what about your social life?"

Man: "Social life? I don't really have one."

Doc: "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"


Man: "Watch porn and eat Wotsits".

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