After 40 days and 40 nights in the wilderness and virons of Spam, I crawled slowly back to the excruciating molten morass that is the Big B's holiday chateau. Tired but happy, as such great adventures I have had - tales of fabled Free Golf Clubs I may share, and words caught on the whispering wind of sacred Carpet Cleaning Services I also bring. Allow a short time to re-blister my skin, trim my fetlocks and rework my horns and I'll be ready to share the wisdoms and foreign truths I have discovered... oh, yeah, the humour will be back too.
See you in a jiffy.
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