President Bush and Dick Cheney are having lunch at a restaurant.
Cheney orders the heart-healthy salad.
Bush leans over to the waitress and says, "Honey could I have a quickie?"
The waitress was horrified.
"Mr. President," she says, "I thought your administration was bringing a new era of moral rectitude to the White House. Now I see what a false promise that was."
As she marches off in a huff, Cheney leans over and says, "George, it's pronounced quiche."
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