Tony comes home from an exhausting day at work, throws himself down on the couch in front of the television, telling his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."
His long-suffering wife sighs and fetches him a beer.
Fifteen minutes later, Tony yells out, "Hey, get me another beer before it starts."
His wife gives him an angry look, but gets him another beer anyway, and slams it down on the table next to him.
He quickly finishes that beer and yells,"Quick, get me another beer! It's going to start any minute!"
Well, now his wife has had enough. She yells at him, "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Swill beer and sit on your behind in front of the TV? You're just a lazy, drunken slob!"
Tony sighs and leans back into the couch. "It's started."
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