1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
3. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
5. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
6. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
7. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
8. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
9. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are billions of stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
10. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
11. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window?
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