25 Jul 2005

Chant Number One

A man is strolling past a lunatic asylum when he hears a loud chanting.

"Thirteen thirteen thirteen!" goes the noise from the mental hospital wards. The man's curiosity gets the better of him and he searches for a hole in the security fence. Its not long before he finds a small crack, so he leans forward and peers in.

Instantly ,someone jabs him in the eye. As he reels back in agony, the chanting continues:


"Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen."

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