28 Jul 2005

Sports Commentary - 03

"The team has come along slow but fast."
-- Casey Stengel, baseball player, Mets manager

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

"Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind."
-- General William Westmoreland

"Well, that was a cliff-dweller."
-- Wes Westrum, baseball coach, about a close game

"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."
-- Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL

"Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it."
-- Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant

"These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up."
-- Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player

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