A Glasgow woman dials 999 and requests an ambulance. The operator enquires as to the nature of the emergency and the woman replies that she is pregnant.
"Madam, you can't have an ambulance just because you are pregnant" replies the operator.
"Aye I know" says the woman "but ma waters have burst!".
"Oh, right well that's a different matter" says the operator "Where are you ringing from?"
Woman replies, "Fae ma fanny tae ma feet."
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