20 Jul 2005

Quotes - 11

"Why is it that all of the instruments seeking intelligent life in the universe are pointed away from Earth?"
- Unknown

"The main fault we, as human beings have, is the preoccupation with the faults of others."
- Unknown

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
-Mario Andretti

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse."
- Thomas Szasz

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
- Douglas Adams

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
- Rich Cook

"It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten, they're in front of you in the supermarket express lane."
- June Henderson

"Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia."
- Judith Viorst

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."
- Carl Zwanzig

"Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read."
- Frank Zappa

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