28 Jul 2005

Totally Sucks

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar.

"What can I get you?" the bartender inquires.

"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man.

"6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?"

"Yeah, my first blowjob."

"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."


"No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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