A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said "Hi, I'm lookin' for a job.".
The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black mercedes, uniform provided.Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and once a year you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is £200,000 a year."
The scouser said "Nah, you're bulls*****ng me!".
The man behind the counter said "Well you f****** started it!"
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